Don’t feel like scrolling through Twitter today? No problem, I did it for you…
So excited for the Apple Watch. For centuries, we’ve checked the time by looking at our phones. Having it on your wrist? Genius. #AppleLive
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) September 9, 2014
I hear the new iPhone 6 has an extended battery life of 47 seconds, which is a huge upgrade. — Michael (@Home_Halfway) September 9, 2014
Does the iPhone 6 Plus not receive phone calls? Because that would be a big plus for me.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) September 9, 2014
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) September 9, 2014
An iWatch! At last, something other than a phone to look at while my life passes by unnoticed. — Tim Siedell (@badbanana) September 9, 2014
The new Apple commercial should be a guy checking his iWatch then iPhone then iWatch then iPhone while standing in front of Grand Canyon.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) September 9, 2014
My feet are starting to feel left out. Can we get some iShoes? #AppleEvent
— Church Curmudgeon (@ChrchCurmudgeon) September 9, 2014
The watch that says “I’m carrying an expensive phone full of credit card info so start thinking now where you’re going to dump my body.” — Tim Siedell (@badbanana) September 9, 2014
“There has never been a sleeker, more beautiful phone to stuff inside an OtterBox case.”
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) September 9, 2014
Just saved myself 350 quid pic.twitter.com/SpdvesIog7
— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) September 9, 2014
Now that’s how you end a keynote. #AppleLive #iPhone6Launch #APPLEFAIL pic.twitter.com/WsCtxQD5tm — Chris Gore (@ThatChrisGore) September 9, 2014
Have u seen the new iBirbigs 36? It’s me. I’m 36. — Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) September 9, 2014
So excited for the Apple Watch. For centuries, we’ve checked the time by looking at our phones. Having it on your wrist? Genius. #AppleLive
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) September 9, 2014
The breakout star of Apple’s iPhone 6 launch was “Keynote Scarf Guy.” http://t.co/VMogJWNN4A pic.twitter.com/dESHMfCGcR
— HappyPlace.com (@HappyPlace) September 9, 2014
How did I decide on these tweets? Glad you asked. I take a bit of pride in my curated funny twitter lists. Feel free to inspect them…
The Funny List – A catch-all list for those who impress me.
The Funniest List – An exclusive list for those who really impress me. My standards? Basically, consistency and relative cleanliness. If you ever need to LOL – you’re guaranteed to get yours here.
Yes, I know, there were other funny tweets today… Post your faves in the comments if you like.
*** @Oatmeal’s tweets were hilarious but didn’t quite meet my “family-friendly” blog standards. Non family-friendly people can check them out here.
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