Ozzie the Rat-Catcher


Remember the two-dollar-bill dude I talked about yesterday?

Well, besides carrying around a man-purse with bricks of two-dollar-bills inside… He kinda looks like “The Dude” from The Big Lebowski.

Hammer pants, flip-flops, long-ish hair, and suuuuuper laid-back.

Not exactly like The Dude… but same vibe.

Oh yeah, he drives a yellow 1980 Toyota Corolla with close to 400,000 miles on it.

We got to talking and he told me about his semi-famous dog. He’s been on the news a few times here in Seattle, apparently.

His name?

Ozzie the Rat Catcher

He’s a Dachshund who’s a rat-catching master.

The city actually has the two-dollar-bill dude bring the pooch down to Pike Place Market (with all the fresh fish, meat and produce it’s rat heaven) to send him on a killing frenzy.

Check him out…


Look at the SIZE of that rat!

Fun Fact: I read that rats sometimes crawl through water pipes and come out of toilets in homes. In 2009 there were 65 incidents of this in Seattle!


I’m glad Ozzie’s out there doin’ what he does best.

In honor of his master, the laid-back two-dollar bill dude (and one of the most interesting guys I’ve ever met) I’m giving away two whole dollars to everyone who takes action on my latest video.

Seen it yet?

Watch the bit at 1:59 and get yer two bucks.

And keep your toilet seats closed!

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Image Credit: City of Seattle

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